If I don't offend someone I'm not doing my job

"Welcome" -- if that is the right word -- to the new blog by the crankiest ole codger on the planet. I'm older than dirt, uglier than a festering wound and I've had it up to HERE with what the hell is happening to society today. We've all gotten so polite. So politically correct. So afraid to tell people when they're driving us batsh*t crazy.

Well, I've had enough. I'll be dishing out my own brand of unsolicited advice as it occurs to me and look forward to venting my spleen all over you loyal readers in coming months.

Expect topics covering all aspects of the world we live in. I've already got headlines like "Why it's selfish to home school your kids" to "Why your employees secretly hate you," "Why hookers and muggers are more respectable than telemarketers," and "For God's sake, brush your damned teeth!"

Now go do something useful. And check back again in the next week or so. It's not like I don't have a lot to write about.